I can just picture the EMT in the duck one storming away from the duck declaring that it refused medical treatment. When his colleagues ask him how, he throws up his hands and shouts, “It kept calling me a quack!”
this makes me nervous to be a journalist.. ugh..
“Slight urine smell…”
“… cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwarzenegger…”
“…the duck refused medical treatment.”
WHAT IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN.